Do You Ever Wonder Why ...
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are buildings called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?