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Joined: Aug 2009
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25-12-2009, 03:59 PM
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Cracker Groaners
Q. What do you call a chicken in a shell-suit?
A. An egg
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dinahsmum
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SW England
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 4,295
25-12-2009, 05:35 PM
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Re: Cracker Groaners
From my cracker from today
Q. What breakfast cereal do lions eat?
A Cheetabix
Certainly wotrh a groan!
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Jamies Dachshunds
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North Carolina, USA
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25-12-2009, 05:43 PM
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SW England
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25-12-2009, 05:49 PM
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Re: Cracker Groaners
Q. Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
A, Up his sleevies
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25-12-2009, 06:35 PM
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Re: Cracker Groaners
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Damn
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25-12-2009, 06:42 PM
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Re: Cracker Groaners
One night a
policewoman
pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
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Azz
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South Wales, UK
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 8,027
26-12-2009, 03:53 AM
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Re: Cracker Groaners
lol, I can't remember ours now!
Think one of them was, what happens if you get a jigsaw upset?
A: It falls apart!
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dinahsmum
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SW England
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26-12-2009, 11:28 AM
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Re: Cracker Groaners
Two goldfish in a tank
One says to the other - Can you drive this thing?
Two budgies on a perch
One says to the other - Can you smell fish?
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Mags
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South West UK
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 47,931
26-12-2009, 11:44 AM
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Re: Cracker Groaners
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her class was too bright!
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