Planning Permission
I just applied for a building permit for a new house.
It is going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud
outside entertainment sound system.
It will have parking for 200 cars and I am going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me to go to hell.
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a mosque.
Work starts on Monday.