Planning Permission

I just applied for a building permit for a new house.

It is going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud

outside entertainment sound system.

It will have parking for 200 cars and I am going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me to go to hell.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a mosque.

Work starts on Monday.