Rewrite the nursery rhymes

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
he cursed loudly and he swore
because his best trousers he tore

Pick your own nursery rhyme and rewrite it

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Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And that big swingy thing smashed his head in.

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good one Tpin, that's funny

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
Jack fell down
Jill did frown
Then split her sides with laughter

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Not exactly a nursery rhyme, but I remember a favourite from my childhood:

Eeny meeny miney mo
Put the baby on the po
When it's done, wipe its bum
And show its mother what it's done

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half a crown
Nine months later had a daughter.

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JBR I remember eeny meeny

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Yes. It was a 'dip', wasn't it?

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Yes, like one potato two potato three potato four

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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never see her bare.