Am I on the right Planet?
I was reading this article about Jennifer Aniston, I used to like her and thought she was a level headed person. It seems she keeps the ashes of her former Therapist in a PLASTIC BAG!, she says, "It's kinda morbid", no its not Jennifer, everybody does it. She continues, "I thought of her sort of like a Mom and I went to her funeral, they SPLIT HER UP into little bags and handed her out like party favours." Milk chocolate Smarties anyone?.
I got a new prayer for tonight, Oh God, in your wisdom and mercy, I beseech you, don't let me be split up and stored in plastic bags.