camerons night out
David Cameron was looking for a lady of the night.
He found 1 such girl in a local pub.
He said "'I'm Prime Minister of England,
how much would it cost me to spend some time with you"?'.
She reply, 'Mr Prime Minister,
if u can get my skirt as high as my taxes,
my pants as low as my wages,
your thingy as hard as the times we're living in
& keep it rising like the price of petrol,
& screw me the way u have the pensioners,
then it won't cost u a penny"