Re: Migrant accommodation !!
Originally Posted by
OldGreyFox
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They like sailing don't they....
So why not purchase one of the cruise companies unused ships, anchor it offshore, and leave them to it...
Yes, why not?
But I wouldn't leave it offshore, or at least not off our shore.
It is a feasible plan, though.
They want housing, and barracks are not good enough for them.
OK, so we tell them that they can be housed temporarily in four-star accommodation on a cruise ship. Free meals, free drinks, etc, etc.
Then, after they are all aboard - there must be room for hundreds of them, if not thousands - we set off for a tour...
of the West African coast.
At an appropriate time and location... "Aaaagh", alarms, "We're sinking. Quick everyone on the lifeboats!"
You know what comes next, of course.
The cruise ship sets off back to Southampton, or wherever, to collect the next group of happy holidaymakers.