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Ah,but I made the mistake of posting it here.
I thought it would bring the subscribers good cheer.
However,it met with cat-calls and scorn
from the less-educated who don't know they're born.
No cat calls or scorn
From this quarter
don't be forlorn
but do what you oughter
One does one's best
to do as one should;
but RJ,it's boring
to always be good.
One attempts to evade the clutches of greed
only taking what's needed,one's body to feed.
However,just sometimes,when one's feeling bugged,
it's nice to lay into them and say "You've been Pugged"!
Pug, I am only good
When I know I should
I have a mischievous streak
Against temptation I'm weak
Tho it's not understood
I'm oft in a dark wood
I splash boldly in puddles
getting folks in muddles
when I wave to complete strangers
they smile, their face changes
they think that they know me
but they don't.
“The Man me mother married was a smashin’ lookin’ chap,
With a lovely suit of Navy Blue and a gorgeous stripey cap,
That’s accordin’ to a photo that was took so long ago,
Me mother swears it was me Da, I’m sure I wouldn’t know!”
I like this new style yes indeed
It broke the mold, restraints are freed
Although Im not that good at this
Excuse me it is hot and miss
So if I fall, just pick me up
Give me tea in a nice big cup x