16-02-2020, 04:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Longdogs
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Will you kindly stop encouraging him Dongle!
It is not allowed.
You can't catch me out today, so you may as well give in gracefully.
Today I am burning Rosemary Essential Oils in my oil burner. This is said to make wimmin smarter and improve memory greatly - you men should try it.
I have also found a new supplement to increase my already wondrous brain still further.
I also got up this morning, made meself a cup of tea, and took it back to bed. Haven't done that for yonks.
I wanted to quietly concentrate as I had some highly intellectual information to learn. Soaked it up like a sponge I did, with the help of me oils.
I then fell asleep and woke later, to find Gertie curled in my arms all warm and cuddly. I received a wet sloppy kiss as an affectionate greeting back to the world of the living.
So you see chaps, I am well rested, and on top form today, so you will get away with nothing.