08-08-2020, 09:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Dongle, you are very cruel to us poor, innocent, delectable young ladies.
I suggest you call a committee meeting for all the male of the species, and I have even printed off your Agenda for it:
1. Suggestions on how to make up for the our bad behaviour.
2. Ideas on how to win the lovely ladies favour.
3. Votes to agree on where we will take the ladies to show we have turned over a new leaf.
At the end of your meeting as you leave, you will find a large box on the right hand side of the front door.
This is your weapons amnesty box.
Make sure all booby traps, rat traps, hob nail boots, girly mags, Tasers, catapults, knuckle dusters, and any other gizmos you make have concealed about your persons, are deposited into the box before you leave.
Now 'oppit . . . and take Spitty with you!