22-10-2020, 06:12 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Longdogs
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There I was driving along this morning when suddenly this old girl passed me, driving on the wrong side of the road, she seemed to be panicking and fiddling with something between her legs. I found out later from my mate in the local garage that the battery had fallen out of her key ring torch.
Anyway, no sign of the usual beggars today.
Oi you, never mind about my torch battery, you should just be overjoyed I got home alright. None of
YOU lot came to my rescue did ya.
Think what an overwhelming void there would be in your life if I wasn't here to check you are working hard and keep you in order every day.
Now then, in the meantime, if you're a really good boy, we'll let you do the washing up. Judd can dry up when he gets in from work - and oh yes, mustn't forget Spitty - he can wrap up.
There you go, a job for each of you.