Where's my breakfast?!
Been sitting in my chair for an hour and no-ones come to take my order! No sign of fruit juice or cereal anywhere.
Honestly, the service in this establishment is terrible!
Right, I'll go and help myself, shall I? I'll put the kettle on, shall I? I'll go into the kitchen myself and find the cereals and bread and make the toast myself, shall I?
(See, a week in a hotel being waited on really does spoil you.