Most Comical Present
I'm sure we've all received a present at some time or other which was either comical, insulting or unwanted.
A few years ago, Gordon went to do some shopping for some obscure reason as he wasn't the shopping type. Anyway, when he came back he handed me a carrier bag saying he'd got something for me.
"For me," says I. "Yes," says he. It wasn't Christmas or my birthday, but I was flattered that he thought about me whilst he was out, and decided to get me something special.
I should have known better than to get excited. I opened the carrier bag and inside was:
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A bottle of CILLIT BANG and an air freshener!