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I confess I don't know what to do with you any more Judster.Re: Last to post wins
Ladies I understand the Judd is coming out of Yorkshire today and will only be around 30 miles from my home!I am wondering if I should wear a disguise & lure him back to my place....so we can push him down the well.....what do you think?Re: Last to post wins
Twink,I suggest you wear your most alluring scent,thus bringing the lascivious Judd ever closer,mesmerising him with your feminine radiance and scent of 'attraction'.....then,once he's within your grasp,still hypnotised by your smiling beauty,quickly get him into the Flying Mongolian Chuff-Lock,and place him on the very edge of the well-and as he begins to emerge from his hypnotised state,push your plentiful chest forward as you blow him a sultry,slow kiss.....the last you'll ever hear from Judd will be "PhwooooaaaaaahhhhhhhSPLASH!" and your poor ill-treated doggies will live in safe peace.Re: Last to post wins
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I think we could set a trail of beautiful ladies, all leading the way to Twink's well.Re: Last to post wins
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