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Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic.
Good One Mr. P !!
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I'm a Jehovah's Bystander.

We're like Jehovah's Witnesses - we just don't believe in getting involved . . .
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I used to forget things. Now I can,t remember what I forgot.
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21-03-2019, 06:29 AM
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What is a wooden wedding?


Two Poles getting married.
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21-03-2019, 08:46 AM
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What is a wooden wedding?


Two Poles getting married.
Was the bridesmaid Twiggy
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21-03-2019, 08:50 AM
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Was the bridesmaid Twiggy
You are funny, Summer. She might have been, was she part of a pine tree?
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21-03-2019, 08:57 AM
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You are funny, Summer. She might have been, was she part of a pine tree?
Ha...not sure Plopps but she looked pretty except for her perfume which smelled of disinfectant
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21-03-2019, 09:00 AM
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Ha...not sure Plopps but she looked pretty except for her perfume which smelled of disinfectant
That's ok, at least it didn't smell like a fart in the forest.
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21-03-2019, 07:19 PM
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That's ok, at least it didn't smell like a fart in the forest.
So , if you farted in a forest, and nobody was around, would you still smell it..?
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I'm not sure, but it'll probably smell like disinfectant.
 
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