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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" She exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" He exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" She asked. He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law.
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24-03-2019, 05:28 AM
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FLY YORKSHIRE AIRLINES !!
I don't understand aeroplane jokes.
They go right over my head.
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24-03-2019, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
I don't understand aeroplane jokes.
They go right over my head.
GROAN!!!! MR P!! lol
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26-03-2019, 09:19 AM
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They're doing a remake of Silence of the Lambs set in Glasgow.
Its called "Shut up youz"
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26-03-2019, 07:33 PM
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This fad for botox injections is obviously unhealthy.

Yet no-one even raises an eyebrow . . .
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26-03-2019, 07:55 PM
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Two prossies cycling home through the back streets of Edinburgh.
"Do you come this way often?"
"Yes. I think it's the cobbles."
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26-03-2019, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
Two prossies cycling home through the back streets of Edinburgh.
"Do you come this way often?"
"Yes. I think it's the cobbles."
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What do you call a man with a two inch penis?
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Mother and young girl sat in a park. The mother seems unhappy and distant (her marriage is slowly failing) the girl starts asking questions.
“Mummy do you love daddy ?” No answer
“Mummy does daddy love you ?” Again no answer.
“Mummy, daddy says you are an alcoholic, what is an alcoholic ?”
At this the mother decides to answer the questions.
“Darling, you see those two ducks over there, an alcoholic would see four”
“But Mummy, there is only one duck there !”
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Mother and young girl sat in a park. The mother seems unhappy and distant (her marriage is slowly failing) the girl starts asking questions.
“Mummy do you love daddy ?” No answer
“Mummy does daddy love you ?” Again no answer.
“Mummy, daddy says you are an alcoholic, what is an alcoholic ?”
At this the mother decides to answer the questions.
“Darling, you see those two ducks over there, an alcoholic would see four”
“But Mummy, there is only one duck there !”
Very good.
 
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