06-05-2019, 08:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Judd
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You wimmin could always have a bit extra stitched on and turn yourselves into blokes. I'm sure that your local pork butchers shop can fit you up with a suitable `dangly bit`.
As an added bonus, your intelligence and IQs will have a massive increase of around 60%. This means that you will be able to talk about sensible stuff instead of soap operas and dancing shows, you will gain an ability to reverse and parallel park, be able to find your way around without getting lost, and most importantly, learn about the offside rule in football.
Mr. Judd (or would you prefer Mrs. Judd if you intend transforming)?
I can assure you us lovely ladies have no desire for any added appendages thank you, as we are already well aware of what a nuisance they can be.
Apart from the nuisance value of any 'extras', our supberb sylph-like bodies are so perfect in every way it would be impossible to improve upon, so quite unthinkable.
If you men transformed however, you might possibly become more alluring,
enchanting, indispensable, able to give birth, see males in awe and wonder when in your presence. You would be kinder, more charitable, beautiful inside and out, and best of all . . . less inclined to fart all night!