17-10-2019, 02:45 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A Bloke came running out of the Ladies Public Toilets covered in Blood and screaming."What happened?" said his pal.
"I'm not sure", the bloke replied, "All I did was press the ATR button and I was stabbed in the bum 5 times".
"Ah!" said his pal "That would be the Automatic Tampax Remover Button"!
17-10-2019, 09:41 PM
992
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Tedc
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A Bloke came running out of the Ladies Public Toilets covered in Blood and screaming."What happened?" said his pal.
"I'm not sure", the bloke replied, "All I did was press the ATR button and I was stabbed in the bum 5 times".
"Ah!" said his pal "That would be the Automatic Tampax Remover Button"!
19-10-2019, 12:21 PM
996
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by JBR
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Wardrobe malfunction!I keep telling Marge: this would not happen if you didn't have so many boots and shoes (to say nothing of handbags, coats, tops, skirts, etc, etc).
We'd been out for a couple of hours and she hadn't noticed.
restaurant for dinner -- all dressed up - jewellery, etc. Half way
through dinner found out I had two entirely different earrings!
One black and white stripe -- the other pink !!
I suppose today that would be regarded as 'trendy'!!!
19-10-2019, 12:22 PM
997
Re: Let's have a laugh
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies", her husband responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
"Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone," he said
19-10-2019, 01:44 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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I did a similar kind of thing a few years ago! Going out to a nicerestaurant for dinner -- all dressed up - jewellery, etc. Half way
through dinner found out I had two entirely different earrings!
One black and white stripe -- the other pink !!
I suppose today that would be regarded as 'trendy'!!!
You could do a lot worse...
like wearing a nose ring!
19-10-2019, 01:45 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies", her husband responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
"Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone," he said
22-10-2019, 04:47 PM
1000
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On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!”The driver didn’t think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.
Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, “Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!”
This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on.
He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. “Excuse me, sir, could I help you?”
The elderly man looked up and said, “Well, sonny, you sure can. I’ve lost my toupee and I’m trying to find it. I thought I’d located it twice, but they were both parted in the middle, and mine’s parted on the side!”
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