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I've just seen a story that doctors have delivered the first successful birth of a baby from a brain-dead mother.

Nonsense, this has happened hundreds of times on the council estate near where I live.

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I think I know that estate.
Somehow, many are also born without having a father.

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Some funny Scouse overheard conversations.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news...omedy-15772432

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I had been at the pub till midnight.

When I got to the bottom of the stairs, I got undressed, switched off the lights and started to sneak up.

"What the hell are you doing?" shouted the bus driver.

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I arrived at the restaurant a bit early.

"Would you mind waiting for a while?" asked the maître d'.

"Not at all," I replied.

"Good," he said, "Take these burgers and chips to table 7."

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"Bells to deter pickpockets available for free at charity shops"

We tried that at my shop. Somebody stole them.

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A GOOD WIFE ::
A man asks his wife during the 25th anniversary dinner If she had ever been unfaithful to him.
Yes darling 3 times she replied.
When was the first he asked.
Remember when we wanted to buy our first house and nobody would give us a mortgage and then the bank manager relented.
Thanks Darling the man told his wife. When was the second time darling ?
Remember when you were seriously sick and nobody would do the surgery then the head surgeon operated on you.
Thank you darling you saved my life the husband said.
When was the third time he asked.
Well darling remember when you were standing for mayor and you were 36 votes short.