12-06-2020, 05:23 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Too complacent? I'm too clever for that. 
12-06-2020, 08:40 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Don't be too sure! My potions work - gradually - by osmosis!
12-06-2020, 10:39 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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A bit too gristly for me. 
Nonsense, how can soft, tender, tasty things like us possibly be gristly?
Must be those ancient dentures of yours, you need some new ones.
12-06-2020, 10:58 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Too complacent? I'm too clever for that.
Too clever? Pah!
When us ladies pool our brainpower, I can assure you the results are instant, and mind blowing.
Our IQ, intelligence and brain power is something which could only be a distant dream to the minds of mere men.
Out of courtesy to others, we do not to unleash too many brainwaves all in one go as the power has been known to blow up microwaves, cause huge thunder claps, and even destroy male fertility.
So young Judster, don't ever think you are too clever for us. We are merely awaiting the right moment.
12-06-2020, 11:31 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Too clever? Pah!When us ladies pool our brainpower, I can assure you the results are instant, and mind blowing.
Our IQ, intelligence and brain power is something which could only be a distant dream to the minds of mere men.
Out of courtesy to others, we do not to unleash too many brainwaves all in one go as the power has been known to blow up microwaves, cause huge thunder claps, and even destroy male fertility.
So young Judster, don't ever think you are too clever for us. We are merely awaiting the right moment.
Tee hee! Not enough to blow your hat off.
12-06-2020, 06:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Too clever? Pah!When us ladies pool our brainpower, I can assure you the results are instant, and mind blowing.
Our IQ, intelligence and brain power is something which could only be a distant dream to the minds of mere men.
Out of courtesy to others, we do not to unleash too many brainwaves all in one go as the power has been known to blow up microwaves, cause huge thunder claps, and even destroy male fertility.
So young Judster, don't ever think you are too clever for us. We are merely awaiting the right moment.
12-06-2020, 11:44 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Now pin your lugs back and listen to me, you men.It is sooooooo easy to pull the wool over your eyes - luv it.
Truth is, us ladies know how important it is to you men to feel important, to be looked up to, and dare I say - revered even.
Such things have been necessary to a man's ego since time began. Ladies know this.
So what do we do?
Well, being the big hearted, forgiving, kindly souls that we are, we pretend to be a little gormless, uneducated, even a tad 'dense' at times, just to give you a little boost here and there and keep your spirits up.
It never fails.
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