Re: Limericks. (New).

A woman who hales from Northants
Is gorgeous, and wears sexy pants
But she suffers delusions
And arrives at conclusions
Especially when having one of her rants

A handsome young stud from the Pennines

Re: Limericks. (New).

A handsome young stud from the Pennines
Yesterday hit the headlines

Re: Limericks. (New).

A handsome young stud from the Pennines
Yesterday hit the headlines
Cos he fell off his bike

Re: Limericks. (New).

A handsome young stud from the Pennines
Yesterday hit the headlines
Cos he fell off his bike
Ended up in a dike [note the spelling] ☺

Re: Limericks. (New).

A handsome young stud from the Pennines
Yesterday hit the headlines
Cos he fell off his bike
Ended up in a dike
After landing on Hedgehog spines.

He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"

Re: Limericks. (New).

He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"
And made me feel actually quite sick

Re: Limericks. (New).

He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"
And made me feel actually quite sick
I've a spike in me bum

Re: Limericks. (New).

He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"
And made me feel actually quite sick
I've a spike in me bum
And a pain in me tum

Re: Limericks. (New).

He said " It felt like a unpleasant prick"
And made me feel actually quite sick
I've a spike in me bum
And a pain in me tum
And I feel I've been hit with a brick.

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was an old chap from Dover