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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The manager just rolled his eyes
"To me, that dent's a surprise"
The contract still stands
You must meet its demands
Do as I say if you're wise.




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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While watching the swans on the lake
I decided to feed them some cake
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07-09-2019, 06:01 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While watching the swans on the lake
I decided to feed them some cake
But it was a week old
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07-09-2019, 08:23 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While watching the swans on the lake
I decided to feed them some cake
But it was a week old
And covered in mould
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07-09-2019, 08:37 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

While watching the swans on the lake
I decided to feed them some cake
But it was a week old
And covered in mould
But the Swans were usurped by a Drake!
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07-09-2019, 08:39 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The man sat in the waiting Room
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07-09-2019, 08:49 AM
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The man sat in the waiting Room
Of a dentists down in Ilfracombe
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07-09-2019, 10:17 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The man sat in the waiting Room
Of a dentists down in Ilfracombe
He looked at his watch
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07-09-2019, 11:08 AM
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The man sat in the waiting Room
Of a dentists down in Ilfracombe
He looked at his watch
Had a scratch of his crotch 🤭
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The man sat in the waiting Room
Of a dentists down in Ilfracombe
He looked at his watch
Had a scratch of his crotch
And had a feeling of doom.




While sitting in a cafe one day
 
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