08-03-2018, 03:59 PM
10981
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Tis I, the undoubted winner of the LTP crown. Accept it, it will be less painful for you all.
09-03-2018, 12:50 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Me thinks you are getting prematurely excited our Judsy.Just because some of us ladies have been a little pre-occupied of late, does certainly not mean our interest is waning, so do calm down and try to maintain some decorum - in other words . . . . . 'oppit.
After all, I'm here, and you're not.
Speaks volumes doesn't it.
09-03-2018, 12:56 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
I have to speak volumes to hear myself over your wimmins' prattling.Must away now as up early doors tomorrow. Hope it doesn't snow in the night again like it did last night. Three inches of the stuff when I got up at five am for a pi..., er, to pass water.
09-03-2018, 01:04 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Ooh go on with yer, yer big girl's blouse!Thought you big Yorkshire puds were supposed to be tougher than that.
Go on, away with yer, go get your beauty sleep my dear.
I'll look after things here.
BTW, what have you done with our Morti?
Release her immediately I say!
09-03-2018, 01:20 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I think Mort must have realised that she has no chance when competing with me for the LTP crown so has retired from the fray gracefully. Please feel free to follow her example. 
Aint gonna happen I'm afraid.
I'm not going anywhere.
Us lovely ladies have every intention of out-staying you and your cronies, and I am sure you will feel much less stressed once you accept that.
I am telling you this for your own good don't forget, as I don't like the thought of you laying there, unable to sleep whilst trying to hatch up yet more feeble plans to oust us.
Take my advice and give up gracefully.
I hope I have made myself clear?
09-03-2018, 07:34 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Aint gonna happen I'm afraid. I'm not going anywhere.
Us lovely ladies have every intention of out-staying you and your cronies, and I am sure you will feel much less stressed once you accept that.
I am telling you this for your own good don't forget, as I don't like the thought of you laying there, unable to sleep whilst trying to hatch up yet more feeble plans to oust us.
Take my advice and give up gracefully.
I hope I have made myself clear?
09-03-2018, 07:56 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Oh Judd, However are you going to manage with the Yorkshire weather & your jobs when you are obsessed with beating the women... and I am sure you are getting very little sleep!
I want you to say this little poem every night ( at least 10 times) to help you.
The women will win,
On last to post,
If I don't accept that,
They will appear like ghosts!
Will you accept and sleep
, or are you going to spend the night worried about every cool draft, noise or movement in your bedroom?
09-03-2018, 10:30 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
He was obviously a very trouibled man last night Twink, as I have never known him log in to see us at 6.30 in the morning before, have you?I suppose if truth were known, he misses us and needed to have his 'top-up' of our delectable company before he could function properly at work today.
No doubt our Tezza will be along shortly to get his 'fix' of us too.
I could almost get quite fond of these two pests some days, a bit like having a pet bug or something.
I must need a good talking to.
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