Re: I have no sympathy
You were the lady in front of me right?.....
VOUCHER WOMAN!
"Can I use Sainsburys vouchers here"? "Why won't my Utterly Butterly voucher work"? "Because you've already got two for the price of one madam and it says on the back of the voucher that it can't be used with any other promotion"
"Why didn't I get extra bonus points for buying a box of whale meat lozenges"? "Because, madam it clearly states that two boxes must be purchased to qualify for the extra five bonus points" DepressedHusband is sent to whale meat aisle to fetch another box.
Meanwhile a voucher from the People's Friend has been shown to be slightly out of date as it was issued just before Archduke Ferdinand was shot in 1914.
Out they come, reams of them, cut from: Woman's Own, TV Times, Radio Times, the Pigeon Fanciers' Gazette and the Small Mammal Appreciation Society monthly newsheet, and Badger Owners Monthly.
And will she take no for an answer? Will she hell! She'll argue the toss over something whose value is less than a tenth of a penny.
Of course this doesn't faze me one little bit. Luckily I never leave the house without a defibrulator, a family size pack of asprins, a stethoscope and a heart monitor.
Wimmen should be more like blokes, in and out quickly... errr? Well maybe some of us are