Can I choose his uniform?!!!

Dear Mr. Dongle,

I understand you wish are seeking employment with us.

I am afraid there was only one Political vacancy going, and that has already been filled by Swimmy, and being as I cannot cope with any more politics, there will be no further work offered in that dept. - ever.
In fact, if he keeps nipping off for fag breaks and a quick swig, I may be forced to close that dept. altogether.

If you an extremely handsome, presentable gentleman, as you have led me to believe, I could offer you 25 hrs per week hours on the reception desk. The contract would explain fully on your duty to frisk any suspicious characters trying to enter our prestigious premises, plus free lunch in the canteen when it opens shortly.
If this does not appeal to you, and you are indeed, a breathtaking adonis, you might be interested in helping me as my personal secretary/cum handyman, where I can assure you, you would be much appreciated.

So you now have two options to consider, but I will also contact you should any other vacancies arise.

Thank you.

Can I choose his uniform?!!!

Nothing frilly or pink. Please!

I think Longy would look a little cutiee , wearing this..

Have you been on my facebook page again?

No, l've been looking in your cupboards in your house!
l might try the boot of your car next!

Dear Ms Mups

Thank you for your suggestions. I think the position of personal secretary/handy man would be ideal for me. As I have said, I have had experience in the office and have been known to clear a desk in a few seconds. As for the handy man side of things, I could bring my plunger.

Regards

LD