Re: Christmas Outing.
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Sweetie pie
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There is cream too.
Where has Fruity gone?
Best Zumerzet clotted cream I trust!
I be here. I've been busy wrangling reindeer all day and I'm fair worn out. I've shovelled I don't know how much reindeer poo into bags to take home. It will make an interesting addition to our midden, theess-know.
Cranny Faddock's mince pies were very nice. I'm not sure if there will be enough left to go around the rest of you though. *burp* *parp*
I've put in a an order for some Maids of Honour like my Grandma used to make.
This place is gi-huge. There's a spa where you can pay ladies or gentlemen to beat you up, or cover you in mud. Frankly I could make a killing iffin I offered that on our varm. Come and bathe in our midden with its magical medicinal healing properties. Erz full of all sorts of health giving enzymes an nutrients as well as genuine bullpoo, with the festival bonus additive of reindeer poo.
Only a tenner a pop, and ee can wallow in er all day. I'll even throw in slices of mangold wurzel to put over yourn eyes whilst you'm having your treatment.
(Why do spellcheck think that wurzel bain't be a proper word?)