08-10-2018, 09:58 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Speaking of which.
I have recently taken up the study of birds with some observations on wing powered flight, mans true destiny in the air, we still have a lot to learn from mother nature, and that’s where the real lasting answers lie.
Think of the benefits to our conservation efforts if man could just flap his arms, soar into the deep blue yonder and off he goes to reach his destination.
I believe a Dr. Albert Ross is conducting secret experiments high up in the Swiss Alps, he’s crossing Monkeys with Eagles as a first step, then the result of such a combination will be mated with a real man, even if the result is another male, Dr. Ross is a great believer in political correctness.
By the way, the good Doctor tells me that an egg resulting from a Monkey and an Eagle mating is called a Megg.
It is hoped that when the Megg hatches it will be a Monkey with wings, this in itself will be a ground breaking achievement, good on ya Dr. Albert.
Michael “The Bird” O’Leary has been pestering Dr. Ross for some time now, asking him to get the Monkeys to swallow and digest strips of canvas before the mating process so that the flying Monkeys would have their own built in baggage department, but Ross would not hear tell of it.
I will keep you informed of any more developments on this exciting project. Interesting times eh?