22-10-2016, 07:19 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Are you suggesting "Never mind the quality, feel the Width".
isn't that's what the sailor said to the vicars daughter?
22-10-2016, 07:40 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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are YOU suggesting that you've lost the quality but still have some width?isn't that's what the sailor said to the vicars daughter?
BTW, it is impossible to lose anything on this rotating ball of rock, nothing added, nothing taken away.
22-10-2016, 07:57 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
See Gummy, you need to answer a simple question, do we agree that a roll of Kitchen Towel is bigger than a roll of Toilet Paper, if yes, then why does the cardboard inner of the Kitchen Roll, fit inside the cardboard inner of the Toilet Paper, it makes no sense.
22-10-2016, 10:12 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Nothin as complicated as that, as a matter of urgency, I needed a random shite, so rushed to the downstairs bog, did the business and bollocks, no toilet paper, just cardboard inners, so went to the kitchen, clingons intact, but multipack toilet tissue already in the upstairs loo, so grabbed the "plenty one Shit", ripped each sheet in half as not to block the bog up, and was just left with the inner, which I compared with the expensed loo roll inners and made an observation, so much more valid than shooting a load into a sock, don't you think.
23-10-2016, 03:33 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Did you all notice that,dear readers? Hmm?Our young Mr Spitfire was engaged in colon evacuative procedures in the 'DOWNSTAIRS' loo. Ooooh,get him,eh?
Ol' Pug just legs it to the 'bucket-and-chuckit' at the bottom of the paddock,there to sit engrossed,reading cut up pages of the 1963 Daily Sketch [and if you remember the Sketch,you is OLD,squire] by candlelight.
So,one can but presume my mate spitty lives in one of they new-fangled houses,with taps and lectrickery and heating already installed.
Ahhhh,the wonders of a tin bath in front of the fire,filled with hot water brought in saucepans from the Rayburn in the kitchen,as one soaks happily whilst listening to 'The Clitheroe Kid'...halcyon days...
24-10-2016, 12:39 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Nothin as complicated as that, as a matter of urgency, I needed a random shite, so rushed to the downstairs bog, did the business and bollocks, no toilet paper, just cardboard inners, so went to the kitchen, clingons intact, but multipack toilet tissue already in the upstairs loo, so grabbed the "plenty one Shit", ripped each sheet in half as not to block the bog up, and was just left with the inner, which I compared with the expensed loo roll inners and made an observation, so much more valid than shooting a load into a sock, don't you think.
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