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I have written a book
Three Years it took
The name of this tome
Took a while to hone
One hundred and one
Reasons under the sun
Why life should be fun
That’s not the real name
Its such an odd game
I believed my hype
But it took too long to type
So I ditched the idea
Some will like that in here
I have thrown it away
Thrown it away today
The end, thank goodness
ACTUALLY,Toots...in physics terms,'a moment' is generally accepted to be 90 seconds. So STFU and get the espresso going!
In reality,an hour is dependent on the length of the day as SOLAR hours can vary very slightly in length depending on the season. A 'moment' is actually equal [if you want to bore your little lace panties to shreds,read on,gummy] to force,times 'perpendicular distance from fulcrum to actuated line of action of that force.
...I shall now STFU and await my espresso-oh,plus ridicule,of course...
Oh I do love it when he talks dirty - here's ya expresso pugs de lug! it only took me three moments too! wasn't there a song once 'just a moment in time ' surely that has to be a tautolgy if ever I heard one - 40 moments to love pugs - over to ya fulcrum hunny bun!
I have written a book
Three Years it took
The name of this tome
Took a while to hone
One hundred and one
Reasons under the sun
Why life should be fun
That’s not the real name
Its such an odd game
I believed my hype
But it took too long to type
So I ditched the idea
Some will like that in here
I have thrown it away
Thrown it away today
The end, thank goodness
oh he is a little battler ain't he though - our little battler too!
RJ's like a poppin jay
pops up here then pops away
perhaps he'll [no I won't say that he may not stay]?
I like the way his wheelchair sways!
Nurse gladys cajoles him softly
bellows in his ear
he turns his head so gently
saying "did you cajole me dear?
No no she says so sweetly
I only meant to say
one day you may [No better not say that yet] sway more gentle
and then I'll push you far away?
Hello shaps, (that’s she’s and chaps mingled together to make it easier than saying females and males)
Some lovely poems there folks, always enjoyable.
It was a lovely sunny day here today, I was listening and singing away to a few old songs as I worked at the bench today, ah the memories.
I have never used the word ‘Groovy’ in me life, even when it was at it’s height of popularity and all the other kids were using it, it just wouldn’t come out of my mouth, same as the word “Tweet” today, it’s strictly for the birds.
I was more inclined to slow down cos I was moving too fast, I really wanted to make the mornings last, I would just kick around on the cobblestones, more or less looking for fun but not feeling “Groovy’ Some mornings I’d say, hello lamppost, what are you knowing? actually I’ve come to watch your beautiful flowers growing, haven’t you got one or two rhymes for me? da di da but never feeling ‘Groovy’.
I’m slightly claustrophobic, don’t like being caught in groves or ruts, I like to be FREE!!!
They say it’s not over till the fat lady sings, and what a great voice this fat lady had, God rest her.
Hello shaps, (that’s she’s and chaps mingled together to make it easier than saying females and males)
Some lovely poems there folks, always enjoyable.
It was a lovely sunny day here today, I was listening and singing away to a few old songs as I worked at the bench today, ah the memories.
I have never used the word ‘Groovy’ in me life, even when it was at it’s height of popularity and all the other kids were using it, it just wouldn’t come out of my mouth, same as the word “Tweet” today, it’s strictly for the birds.
I was more inclined to slow down cos I was moving too fast, I really wanted to make the mornings last, I would just kick around on the cobblestones, more or less looking for fun but not feeling “Groovy’ Some mornings I’d say, hello lamppost, what are you knowing? actually I’ve come to watch your beautiful flowers growing, haven’t you got one or two rhymes for me? da di da but never feeling ‘Groovy’.
I’m slightly claustrophobic, don’t like being caught in groves or ruts, I like to be FREE!!!
They say it’s not over till the fat lady sings, and what a great voice this fat lady had, God rest her.
well done Jem your Ubends are coming on fine - as well as your U posts and your U tubes - do you have U bends by any chance or did you lose them all in the Lippy?
yes that poor lady in Mamas and Papas - very sad tale - died a drug addict I believe? -could be wrong but only you Jem have the key to this vast array of knowledge all locked up in ya little garden shed ? groovy man! - gives us a high five!