26-10-2018, 06:30 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I’ve just come along to say I’m really sorry
To apologize if I’ve got it right
I didn’t mean to do a google or an ‘ask’ or ‘cockadoodle’
Yes I know it really wasn’t very nice
So I’ve just come to say “I’m sowwy”
Not once, not twice but thrice
I’d just like to apologize for everything
To criticize it all just wasn’t right!
Pug I’m sorry if I called you ‘that old fart’
And Jem I didn’t mean to doubt your words
It’s just when women come amongst us
I go all wobbly and also get quite scared!
I do wish RJ would drop by sometime
He always seems to calm us down a lot
And he has that peculiar way of mumbling all he says
Starts like a church mouse then he ties us all in knots
Dear spitty I will no longer talk about ya jackhammer
Because I know it makes you feel insecure
I’m sure that’s why ya teeth keep chattering
But those pearls of wisdom we all adore [flash us a sparkle?]
Have I forgotten anyone in this rabble of sinners?
Why old ‘gumboil from down under tied in knots
He been shearing sheep and humping all those kangas
I do feel sorry for him an awful awfully a lot
Well I must leave now but just before I wupsey
I’d like to apologize for things to come unseen
Just in case I bust me gut I apologize I must
And I’m off to stew some koalas till they’re lean!
Sorry!
Ps: oops I nearly nearly forgot the lady with the lamp
who slinks about in nighties and bedroom attire
I’m sorry I nearly forgot you but you do go off and leave us
And we don’t when we’re getting sweetie pie again? [do a strip teeze!]
references -
www.google.com !