21-05-2018, 08:32 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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Yep, we have called him Dodgy, his username is Dodge.He is really good fun tbh.:-)
NO NO NO Sweetie!
What on earth are you saying??
He is not good fun, he can't be - he is a man!
His main purpose in life is to aggravate females, steal OUR thread, and breed more of his own species to aggravate future generations of ladies too.
How can you possibly say he is good!!!
Oooh Morti, I do despair, I really do . . . .
21-05-2018, 08:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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NO NO NO Sweetie! What on earth are you saying??
He is not good fun, he can't be - he is a man!
His main purpose in life is to aggravate females, steal OUR thread, and breed more of his own species to aggravate future generations of ladies too.
How can you possibly say he is good!!!
Oooh Morti, I do despair, I really do . . . .
He is funny though
21-05-2018, 08:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
(brushes off the dust from the work clothes)My my, you ladies have been busy. I see it's us men folk that work, you wimmen just lazy around trying to kick of this 'man land' thread.
'Hands out books to the wimmen folk - 'how to keep busy and not procrastinate on forums' Now step one is turn of the computer...there you go, there is the switch..don't be afraid, press the off switch'
POOF!!!! one disappears from the thread...now to work on the rest of the wimmen folk in here, they all have 'stubborn' as their middle names
21-05-2018, 08:49 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oh dear now look what's happened . . "speak of the devil and he will appear" ... and so he does.
He must have heard his name
Don't worry I'm sure he has some models to paint or something.
21-05-2018, 08:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Ah ..so this is he? The new unrepentant intruder.
He's got a lot to learn hasn't he.
But he is learning too quickly Morti, that is the trouble.
We need to act fast! Get yer thinking cap on gal.
21-05-2018, 09:01 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
i hear the cry 'Remember the suffragettes!!!'.Chains myself to the threads gate, plaqards all around disclaiming the land as 'man land', singing 'We shall not we shall not be moved'.
Remember my brothers, the wimmen are weak minded, show them pictures of cute kittens and they just melt with 'aawwwww, how cute'.
Our time is now..they shall not win, we shall prevail....damn, i need a wee now, hhmmm bad idea chaining myself to the gate...oh well, sacrifices have to be made lol
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