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Things you just don't want to hear.

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Rehab44

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Nil

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13-07-2017, 11:09 AM

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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

On the operating table, "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Longdogs

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SW England

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13-07-2017, 12:19 PM

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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by Rehab44 ->

On the operating table, "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

or

'You'll be fine Dan.... Or should I call you Danielle?'

gasman

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Kent, UK

Joined: Jan 2016

Posts: 3,362

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13-07-2017, 08:13 PM

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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

No nurse, I said prick his boil !!!!!!!!!!!!!

ruthio

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Southern UK

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13-07-2017, 09:03 PM

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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by rehab44 ->

on the operating table, "accept this sacrifice, o great lord of darkness"

JBR

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Cheshire, UK

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13-07-2017, 09:13 PM

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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by gasman ->

No nurse, I said prick his boil !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Longdogs

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SW England

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Posts: 43,957

14-07-2017, 10:40 AM

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Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

I once went into hospital for a knee operation. So there I was lying on the operating table with my right knee twice the size of my left knee and covered in purple marker. I was given the injection and told to count backwards from 10. That's when the surgeon asked me.....

'Which knee is it?'