Re: Robert's Poems (Part 2)
THankyou Mags & Gumbud for your thoughtful comments.
And now for a rubbish ditty.
Mildred was not blessed with good looks
Describing her requires great tact
It’s best to keep in her goodbooks
I assure you that this is a fact
Starting with her oversized nose
Just left of the front of her face
It precedes her whoever she goes
Spreading snot all over the place
Her eyebrows meet in the centre
Just under her thinning hairline
Note her wobbly dentures
She forgets to insert them sometimes
Her hair is alright on the edges
But missing completely on top
Its akin to some unkempt hedges
She buys wigs from the local pound shop
Who is this awful person
I made it all up in my head
Its just my rather crude version
I was bored so I invented Mildred