20-06-2018, 12:11 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Now let's not be having any more of your nonense tonight Judsy boy.
You have been working today, you are feeling very tired but you are being even more than usually stubborn tonight.
I have been giving your feeble attempts to take over our thread some thought, and have come up with an offer you can't refuse.
I ought not be dismissed lightly my dear, because I know all the things you dislike, so do make sure you ponder on my offer before you reply.
You must now go to bed and not return tonight, OK?
Otherwise, you will be tied to a hard wooden chair.
Then your eyes will be propped open.
A large television screen will be placed in front of you.
You will then be forced to watch days (yes
days) of 'Strictly come Dancing'.
While you are watching this programme you hate, I will play The Carpenters 'Close to You' repeatedly in your ears.
At the same time as these delights, I personally will feed you a very large meal of as many varieties of beans (especially baked beans) that I can find.
Now then, think about it if you will, then tell me what you think is the best option - your way . . . or mine.