26-04-2020, 03:55 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
THE BIBLE SALESMEN
3 men went for job interviews selling Bibles door to door.
The first guy stood in front of the boss.
"How many Bibles could you sell in a day"
"Probably 30"
"That'll do your hired"
Second guy stood in front of the boss
"How many Bibles could you sell in a day"
"About 50"
"Excellent you're in"
Third guy stood in front of the boss
"How many bibles can you sell in a day"
"nnn not sh sh sure,b b b but I w w will t t try r r really hard"
At this point the boss decided it would be easier to hire this guy and then fire him when he failed ,so he sent them all out on a trial day
End of the day he interviewed the 3 salesmen on their results
First guy,"How many did you sell"
"33"
"Well done, see you tomorrow"
Second guy " How many did you sell"
"57"
"Excellent, see you in the morning"
Third guy, "How many did you sell"
"489"
"489"!!! How the hell did you manage to sell 489 Bibles in one day"
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