26-03-2019, 01:29 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by
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If you're interested RJ,''Lanfair'' is a tiny village on Angelsey.
Many moons ago,when Sweetie was still a virg -er still at school,I used to have to go there to the 'Dennis' factory,load two dustcarts,then transport them to whichever council was feeling plush. [NOT always both to the same council].
Y'have to pronounce the first two 'L's as ''CL''....a truth the locals loved to remind me of when I was learning to say it over a hot brew in their works canteen.
That reminded of the Irish male porn star in New York, he was on his way to work one day when he was hit by a truck, he was unconscious in hospital for months and the nurses who looked after him and washed him down everyday couldn’t help noticing the letters NY tattoo’d on his old man.
When he finally came out of the coma and was leaving the hospital, one of the nurses could not contain her curiosity, she just had to ask him “I don’t want to be rude Seamus, but what does the NY stand for when your working…New York?” No nurse, not New York, it’s my home town back in Ireland… Newtownmountkennedy”