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17-09-2016, 10:17 PM
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Gert was watching a film on the telly
When she noticed a zit on her belly
It was so big and red
It looked like her head
And quite made her legs go to jelly.
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Pete was out doing jobs in his shed
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17-09-2016, 10:24 PM
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Pete was out doing jobs in his shed
Squashed his finger and it really bled
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17-09-2016, 10:32 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Pete was out doing jobs in his shed
Squashed his finger and it really bled
So he went for a plaster
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17-09-2016, 10:35 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Pete was out doing jobs in his shed
Squashed his finger and it really bled
So he went for a plaster
Another disaster
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17-09-2016, 10:37 PM
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Pete was out doing his jobs in his shed
Squashed his finger and it really bled
So he went for a plaster
Another disaster
Cos he fell over and hit his poor head.
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17-09-2016, 10:38 PM
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Old Albert wanted to get wed
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Old Albert wanted to get wed
To his friend grumpy old Ted
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Old Albert wanted to get wed
To his friend grumpy old Ted
But Ted turned him down
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Old Albert wanted to get wed
To his friend grumpy old Ted
But Ted turned him down
Then moved out of town
 
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