10-09-2018, 04:19 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by gumbud
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I'm bouncin back babe!
Now, as I said earlier, OUT, Gumbud.
10-09-2018, 02:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
I'm tired today.I am having a little daydream and thinking I would quite like to be on some warm soft sand next to a glistening blue sea, perfect cloudless blue sky, and hearing nothing but waves gently lapping nearby . . . . and maybe an adonis eagerly waiting to serve to my every need . . . sigh . .
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Instead, I am typing away, on a cool, dull day, washing machine clanking away in the next room, one dog alternating between twitching and snoring,
the smell of some stewing beef wafting through from the kitchen, and Judge Rinder waffling on the telly in the background.
Where did I go wrong?
10-09-2018, 02:38 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I'm tired today. I am having a little daydream and thinking I would quite like to be on some warm soft sand next to a glistening blue sea, perfect cloudless blue sky, and hearing nothing but waves gently lapping nearby . . . . and maybe an adonis eagerly waiting to see to my every need . . .
*
Instead, I am typing away, on a cool, dull day, washing machine clanking away in the next room, one dog alternating between twitching and snoring,
the smell of some stewing beef wafting through from the kitchen, and Judge Rinder waffling in the background.
Where did I go wrong?
10-09-2018, 04:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Judd didn't take you to Sicily!
That is true Twink.
I mean, it's not as if we have insisted on Sicily even!
I wouldn't mind Egypt, or if all else fails - Cornwall even!
I wanted to live there once. Tis true.
He'll miss us when we've gone ya know.
Hope his ears are burning.
10-09-2018, 05:21 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Luckily I have asbestos ears.Egypt? Have you ever been to Cairo? Absolute sh**hole, having said that, it could be the ideal place for you wimmin. We could secrete you all at the bottom of one of the pyramids before walling you in.
You don't still fancy going to Cornwall do you? You're bound to get lost never to show your face on here again.
10-09-2018, 05:58 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Now listen 'ere young man.You should be grateful I am a kindly soul and do not hold it against you (much) for being such a mean spirited tyke.
I shall leave you to think about the error of your ways and trust you will reconsider your atrocious behaviour in the not too distant future.
10-09-2018, 06:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Now listen 'ere young man. You should be grateful I am a kindly soul and do not hold it against you (much) for being such a mean spirited tyke.
I shall leave you to think about the error of your ways and trust you will reconsider your atrocious behaviour in the not too distant future.
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