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There was an old dog called Barney
Who nipped to Greggs for a sarney
The pound man was called
And then he got mauled
By a Staffordshire bull terrier called Arnie
There was a large lady called Bessie
Who gobbled her food and was messy
She stuffed all day long
And she caused such a pong
Her neighbours started calling her 'Nessie.'