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On holiday down here in France
This girl and I went to a dance
But she tripped over my shoes
Well I blame the booze
At least I caught sight of her pants
There was a young lady called Mable
Who would sometimes turn tricks on the table
But one day she thought
These knickers are taut
I'd better take them off quick while I'm able