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A lonely donkey from Crewe
Went out for a beer and some stew
The restaurant was full
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A lonely donkey from Crewe
Went out for a beer and some stew
The restaurant was full
So he went down to Poole
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25-09-2016, 07:16 PM
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A lonely donkey from Crewe
Went out for a beer and some stew
The restaurant was full
So he went down to Poole
and hooked up with a donkey called Sue
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25-09-2016, 07:34 PM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

Originally Posted by twink55 ->
there was an old woman from france
who asked me, one night, for a dance.
I said no way madame
i'm not that kind of man
but i am up for a bit of romance
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25-09-2016, 11:37 PM
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The dog was asleep in his bed
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26-09-2016, 07:46 AM
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The dog was asleep in his bed
When a wasp landed right on his head
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26-09-2016, 07:48 AM
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The dog was asleep in his bed
When a wasp landed right on his head
It Buzzed in his ear
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The dog was asleep in his bed
When a wasp landed right on his head
It buzzed in his ear
Then went for a beer
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26-09-2016, 10:20 AM
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A dog was asleep in his bed
When a wasp landed right on his head
It buzzed in his ear
Then went for a beer
But fell in and ended up dead
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26-09-2016, 11:21 AM
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Re: Limericks (Part 2)

The horse and the cow were both friends
 
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