16-03-2020, 09:37 PM
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Re: Chinese Coronavirus
Covid-19 in God's County
If tha hath a sniffle
And thi throat is sore as well
If tha’s findin' breathin' tricky
And thi muscles ache like hell
Then tha’s likely got Corona
Tha shunt worry reyt enough
Because tha comes from Yorkshire
And tha’s med o’ better stuff
Keep thissen ’ydrated
Wi’ a pot o' Yorkshire tea
Or a pint or two o' John Smiths
(In fact better mek that three)
Then in a week tha’s feeling grand
Tha’ll be back at thi best
Tha can head out into t’ open
In thi flat cap and string vest.