12-02-2017, 09:36 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
This bloke walked into a chemist shop, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.
She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The bloke then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a….um….permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is:
1/3 ownership in the shop
A company car
And £500 a month in living expenses."
13-02-2017, 08:09 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded. .
"Oh. Killed any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
13-02-2017, 02:22 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by spitfire
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These jokes ain't half bad, have you been Swotting Up?
13-02-2017, 02:37 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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I just got scammed out of $15. I bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".It turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get scammed.
I have always been curious and I just couldn’t swallow the story about the Stork. I scoured the Junior library for anything with the word ’Sex’ in it, no luck. Then I remembered my Dad had a very old encyclopedia set,14 volumes in all, when I say very old I mean very, old, published in 1870, they were his grandfathers. He kept the set in his bedroom on two rows of shelves, he was delighted to see me ’Studying’ carefully every day after school, little did he know the knowledge I sought. After a week I was becoming bored and disillusioned, not a mention of sex, then quite by accident, I came across a subject entitled ‘Reproduction’ and there it was with all the gory details, I was horrified, did grown ups have to do all that just to have a baby? no wonder they didn’t talk about it, That was the moment I decided to be a Monk when I grew up, but as I got older and went out with a few girls I quickly changed me mind.
Reproduction is a very crude way of describing it don’t you think, makes it sound like a conveyor belt system or something, but that was them Victorians for yeh.
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