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Don't tell us you've been pulled this morning Cassie, . . I hate extractions, at my time of life I need all the teeth I've got.

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Behave yourself on the ward Nero!

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Look out for the Gorgon, . . she takes a perverse enjoyment in giving blanket baths.

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Right you lot back to bed and be quiet...far too much nonsense going on....

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(Hides under the covers munching a Hobnob I smuggled in, . . it's my last one too).

Wonder what time the visitors arrive ?

I hope they don't bring grapes, . . why doe's every one think ill people need grapes ?

Oh oh, . . I hear the Gorgon coming down the passage, . . I can always tell it's here coz the ward shakes, . . she needs to loose a bit of weight methinks.

Ooooer, . . wot's that she's got in her hand ? . . it looks like a suppository to me . . she knows where she can shove that ! . . and not in me either.

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Wonder what time they put the lights out ?

Bet there aint an insomniacs thread in here, . . jeez I wish someone would shut that window it's freezing.

Hmmm, . . the ceiling could do with a lick of paint.

They aint been round with the menu yet, . . what's the bet it'll be all healthy food, . . I could murder a fry-up just now.

Must remember to stash those norty magazines at the bottom of the bedside locker, . . those are the last things I don't want discovered.

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It's went awfully quiet, . . methinks I'm in the isolation ward, . . oh well, if that's the case I won't have to look at the Gorgons face, . . she'll have a mask on.

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Ho hum, . . me feet's itchy, . . . . . this little piggy went to market, this litt....... oh behave yourself man, you're acting like a kid.

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Nero, sounds as if you have the man flu! Everyone knows man flu is gender specific, and much worse than what we females get!

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I think poor Nero must have a temperature, he's beginning to hallucinate!