Re: A Christmas Story
Originally Posted by
Mups
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Trouble is Twink, he's on to it now, he sussed my wicked plan, so I'll need to invent another one quick, once I know he's on board.
We could make a pretend cave on the train and tell him it is full of alcohol! If we get a male registrar, he could chat to him and say things like " I like Newcastle brown ale" or whatever Nom likes to drink. Nom will then say "I do"... and in these circumstances we could convince them both that they had been drinking , so hadn't realized what the registrar had actually said was " Do you take Mups to be your lawful wedded wife"
Oooh a Christmas wedding how lovely!