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Perhaps I'll ask for someone's to ring me instead!
I'm lonely

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Aww, then I'll ask them if I can come and sit with you once a week too, Tess.

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Bit of a long way to come Mups, would you mind wearing the fake beard?

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No need to, I have a real one.

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Just what a poor bloke wants to hear being phoned several times a day to listen about steampunks and beddies

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Go on with you Nom!
You'd love it really!
Can we practice on you?

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Oooh, that's a good idea Tess.

Come on Nom, give us yer number so's we can start practicing. I'm sure you'd enjoy it once you got used to us - might even look forward to it.

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Only if i can phone you two lonesome ladies and tell ya all about footy, brexit and politics. I will only phone when the soaps are on.

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Ok! (we can record soaps Mups) as long as we can put you on mute and say, "yes dear" every now and then.

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Good idea Tess.
But I must say I am shocked at the deviousness and ungratefulness of this man. I'm sure he would soon look forward to us ringing.
I thought he would have jumped at the chance.