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Alien

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17-11-2015, 10:26 PM

Re: Alien Abduction Insurance

Well don't all look at me !!!!!

eyes_of_a_painter

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17-11-2015, 10:30 PM

Re: Alien Abduction Insurance

Originally Posted by Rachel ->

Oh blimey ... didn't think of that

hmmmmmmm

I vaguely remember trhe phrase ' It's life Jim ... but not as we know it'

Eeeeeeeeeeeek

Dunno if that was the result of a naff beaming or what

Anything is possible in the world of aliens. Actually just between you and me, I think these so called aliens planes are of this workd not of the outer workd. Which meabs, our goverment usesvthe term UFO's to cover evidence of highly advance airplanes that they have invented.

mesco m

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manchester

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17-11-2015, 10:46 PM

Re: Alien Abduction Insurance

Originally Posted by eyes_of_a_painter ->

Hahahaha..

Well, I guess if you had the courage to give the command, you really never know if you were being beamed up by a star stellar craft from the far out galaxy of Alpha Centauri. So yeah.. its vety important to cover your butt at all times. I say that with all do respect..

My butt is covered at all times by Mark&Spencers panties.

eyes_of_a_painter

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Posts: 1,938

17-11-2015, 10:50 PM

Re: Alien Abduction Insurance

Originally Posted by Alien ->

Well don't all look at me !!!!!

You see if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't need Alien Abduction Insurance. Its all your fault !!!

eyes_of_a_painter

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Posts: 1,938

17-11-2015, 10:52 PM

Re: Alien Abduction Insurance

Originally Posted by mesco m ->

My butt is covered at all times by Mark&Spencers panties.

Thats good to know. You are a person that is ahead of the game..

TessA

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17-11-2015, 10:54 PM

Re: Alien Abduction Insurance

There are indeed aliens among us, Tom, Dick, Harry and Sally Solomon! Also I'm not altogether sure about Chuthulu!
I've just been watching a documentary about Roswell, I may have to look into insurance!

Jem

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Dublin

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17-11-2015, 10:58 PM

Re: Alien Abduction Insurance

A friend of mine who was a delicatessen baker by trade was out walking in the local park when a strong beam of light enveloped him and he was whisked up into a space craft. Two days later they returned him to the park baked and iced with a cherry on his head. He went down a treat when he was donated to childrens home for Christmas, his distraught wife said to the media afterwards that he was a very foolish man not to have taken out alien abduction insurance.