You think you've heard it all, but no.......the neighbours at the other side of us are Norwegian, they are very wealthy indeed, they are lovely people. When they first moved here Janet and Graham were round to the like rockets, the Norwegians really couldn't shake them off, but they are nice people. Janet told them she would love to visit Norway and the Norwegians invited them to their place in Norway, that's when the BIG fall out occurred with them. There were many instances that upset the Norwegians but the final break came when they took Janet and Graham out for a meal to a very expensive restaurant. Gooner left a tip, Graham said it was too much, picked it up and put it in his own pocket !

It isn't that they are hard up either, they too are very well off but so mean it's untrue. He even tried to sell his old TV to the men who come raking through the bins, he asked him for 50 euros, you can imagine the answer His ancient old TV is still in the underbuild of their house, along with hundreds of bed linen sets from the shop they had in UK, he is far too mean to give them to charity. Almost 15 years they have been here and he won't give anything at all away, even though it's of no use to them.

Pity the people they move next to!

You should write it all down and sell it to the telly!