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15-08-2016, 04:33 PM
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Ok Longdogs you chose to answer so here are the extra questions.

1) As a man never moves his eyes from the screen when watching football on TV , can you absolutely guarantee that they woman to finish making love to, is the one you originally started with?

2) How do you manage to make love and watch every kick of the match, without spilling your bear all over the new sofa your wife just had delivered?

3) Will you complain to the Mrs, that you have a headache tonight and can't manage sex.... considering the bashing you are going to get, from me, for having the cheek to answer this original question?
Sorry! What was that. I was watching Beach Volleyball.
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15-08-2016, 04:42 PM
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15-08-2016, 05:21 PM
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I very rarely get headaches and have never used any excuse re ***

Don't see the point.

I can and do multitask and am constantly amazed that some men can not.
Seriously, I had thought it was some daft myth !

Sadly, it is true
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15-08-2016, 05:55 PM
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Making love while watching footy is complex, where to put the remote for starters, making sure you have a level surface for snacks and drinks complicates the matter, however a well placed holder for the remote and superglue and a tray solves everything.
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15-08-2016, 07:29 PM
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Re: Can women really multitask?

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We regret to advise you of the demise of the beloved Longdogs!

Sadly he took too great a risk by giving too much cheek to a lady member of the Over 50's forum.
The cause of his departure is not yet known but there is evidence of severe bruising on his rear end and a very large lump on his head>

Mrs LD said she would have been distraught if he hadn't signed the life assurance papers earlier in the day.

Oh well, at least I was known as 'the beloved' Longdogs.
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15-08-2016, 07:31 PM
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Re: Can women really multitask?

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I very rarely get headaches and have never used any excuse re ***
Ooh that sounds blunt.
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15-08-2016, 07:41 PM
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My wife amazes me. She can knit, read a book and also tell me whodunit on the tv prog i'm watching.
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15-08-2016, 07:51 PM
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Ooh that sounds blunt.
I is a fairly straightforward person I think

Life should be simple
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15-08-2016, 08:09 PM
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My wife amazes me. She can knit, read a book and also tell me whodunit on the tv prog i'm watching.
And don"t you thank your lucky stars, after all these years .
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15-08-2016, 08:12 PM
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The answer is no.

Just ask any women to have sex and a headache at the same time.

I use sex to get rid of my headache
 
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